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10 Father’s Day Fails

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To avoid epic fails on Father’s Day, there’s plenty of things NOT to give your spouse or your father, on
their big day. The following is a list of 10 items to avoid next time you’re out shopping:

1) Cologne bought out of the trunk of someone’s car on the side of the road.

2) Tickets to a Barry Manilow concert.

3) A yearly subscription to Orthopedic Monthly.

4) A box of Rogaine and discount coupons for hair plugs.

5) A matching set of His and Her bejeweled cremation urns.

6) Blue underwear depicting a train across the front with the slogan, “Blow My Horn!” Male thongs are an equally disturbing gift.

7) A case of non-alcoholic beer.

8) A jar of pickled pigs feet in habanero pepper sauce. Or a can of beans, for that matter.

9) A tee shirt that reads: “Just because I have man boobs doesn’t mean that I am lactating!”

10) Do not sign him up for the constipation research study advertised on a late night infomercial or the Buy-One-Get-One sale on Fleet enemas at the drugstore.

Still worried about what to get that special man on Father’s Day? Show him this list, then offer him a silk, SpongeBob tie and a six pack of generic beer brewed by hog farmers living near a sewage plant. He’ll thank you for the best Father’s Day ever!

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